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November 09 2017

16:41
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nathanbrake:

Never place your trust in us. We’re only human. Inevitably we will disappoint you.

16:38

ace-feminist:

extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird:

Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes

Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down c’mon stand up I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes I need to-

Holy shit you nailed it

16:36
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11:59
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meladoodle:

this is my favourite poem

11:55

skincareroutine:

my doctor: you’re not watching enough vine compilations

06:11

If you’ve ever wondered if your vote matters . . .

criticalrolequotesandstuff:

I’m not sure where this was from, but I checked the state’s results, and they’re the tiniest bit different, but with margins so close, that’s all it takes to hand the victory to the other guy. 

Here’s what the state has:

In case you can’t read that, it’s Tanner (D) with 14,988 and Hugo ® with 15,103. 

So more that 30,000 people voted, but 115 end up making all the difference. 

Your vote matters. Every time. Every election. Vote like it’s all going to come down to your vote alone. Because it just might. 

06:11

saint-patience:

afloweroutofstone:

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

This. A million times this.

06:10
06:10

lovlyplum:

laskawie:

i miss him

06:09

sluttyshakespeare:

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

November 08 2017

13:58
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veryqueenly:

otterbitch:

jemthecrystalgem:

maxofs2d:

The way rich people experience the world is really wild

I need context so bad

this was honestly an article on the BBC news website about how you can save money by making sandwiches and not buying them.

the guy seemed to genuinely think that the idea had occurred to him alone and that he was doing the world a service by telling us that sandwiches could in fact be made by average citizens and not just by large supermarkets.

the worst part is that he thought he had to have the same sandwich every single day and ended the article saying that it’s ok if you don’t mind eating the same sandwich filling for weeks on end.

guess his mind will be blown when he finds out that he’s also legally allowed to mix up his fucking lunch order whenever he wants.

can’t wait for the follow up article.

I LOVE the context it makes it SO MUCH BETTER thank you

13:57
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flares-of-fibro:

me: has spoons

me: *does one thing*

me: has no spoons

me: ???? what happened ????

November 07 2017

19:50

pics that make you go ham

19:48

c0ffeekitten:

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

19:48

gahhhdamn:

gluten-free-pussy:

Girls don’t mature faster than boys, they’re just groomed earlier for sexual consumption and physical/emotional labour

exactly so get out of my face with this “it’s scientifically proven” bullshit. boys are just babied way longer than girls and aren’t held accountable for their actions or their actions are excused for boys will be boys

19:48

gahhhdamn:

gluten-free-pussy:

Girls don’t mature faster than boys, they’re just groomed earlier for sexual consumption and physical/emotional labour

exactly so get out of my face with this “it’s scientifically proven” bullshit. boys are just babied way longer than girls and aren’t held accountable for their actions or their actions are excused for boys will be boys

November 05 2017

06:42

honeypudding:

honeypudding:

honeypudding:

softboys don’t interact

Boys in general dont i

I Hate Men

November 04 2017

21:56

In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies

cockyhorror:

megbiediger:

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

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